Penis length is a much, much bigger deal to men than it is to women. The idea that women will do anything to get their hands (or other parts) on a long penis is a myth most likely perpetuated by the big penis industry. They just want you to come back to the penis store year after year and buy longer penises. (They never really explained this clearly in health class, I assume that's where you get them.)
Studies say 66% of women do not care very much at all about penis length. Many women even complain about them being too big.
Many women do care about penis girth however. Which just seems logical. I mean, unless the lady is very weirdly shaped, extra penis inches longer than the average just kind of goes to waste. Whereas, uh... expansion... within the effective area... would have an impact. So to speak.
But whatever your configuration, your lady is probably fine with it. 85% of ladies are fine with their man's penis size whereas only 55% of their men are happy with it. Which makes it about the reverse situation from a lady complaining about how fat she is and the man constantly having to tell her she looks fine.
Where do guys get the idea that length is the key, though? According to that article, the boys' locker room (63%) or porn (37%). If you're trying to get a longer penis, you're not trying to please shallow women. You're trying to please shallow men. Think about that.
So yeah, while your average shallow frat boy is ogling boobs and butts, your average shallow strumpet is eyeing guys that wear red, flash some green, work out, and, uh, have wide penises. Don't take notes. Neither group is worth catering to. Don't get me wrong -- we probably all care about that stuff to some degree, but for most of us, it's lower down on our lists.
Normal people care about more important things. Like whether they can cook
Friday, January 28, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
How to Take Better Portrait Photos
Portrait photos are very impressive. A good portrait can project so much emotions and feelings and captivate the viewer. Taking high quality portrait photos is an art that takes time to master. This article will give you a few guidelines that can help you achieve high quality portrait photos in a short time and without being a professional photographer.
When taking portraits photos try to follow the following guidelines:
Choose the right background: A portrait photo is all about the object’s face. The most important part of the photo is the face. Choosing the right background can make sure the viewer is focused on the face. Pick a neutral background that does not attract attention. For example a soft solid color background is better than a busy street background. Avoid having people or moving objects in the background.
Blur the background: In addition to choosing a neutral background you should further blur it. This will put even more emphasis on the object instead of its surroundings. Blurring the background is best achieved by taking a photo using a shallow depth of field. This can be accomplished by using a zoom lens and shooting from a short distance or with a wide aperture manual setting. If your camera does not allow you to blur the photo by setting a shallow depth of field (for example it is hard to achieve such a depth of field with simple pocket cameras) you can always blur the background later using photo processing software on your computer.
Focus on the eyes: The center of a good portrait should be the object’s eyes. Before taking the photo look at the object eyes and try to figure out what story they tell. Depending on what you would like to capture in the portrait guide the object to look straight to the camera or maybe sideways focusing on some object. Adding a smile is also recommended unless you specifically want a face that does not smile in order to send some message to the viewer.
Use natural lighting: Natural lighting is necessary in order to capture the full color range and warmth of the skin. It is best to take portrait photos outdoors during the day. When shooting outdoors position the object in a way that the sun light hits it from the side. Never take a photo with the sun behind the object – results in shading – or right in front of the object – results in over exposing the face and distorting its natural colors. If some shades appear on the face use a soft fill-in flash to get rid of them. If you have to shoot indoors and use artificial lighting always use indirect light sources such as bounce flash or lights that illuminate the room instead of directly shining on the object.
Take many photos and experiment: I can not over emphasize this. In the digital era the cost of taking another photo is zero. One of the best ways to shoot a great photo is simply by shooting many photos. In fact all professional photographers do that they keep on shooting more and more photos so don’t be shy about it. Experiment with different settings – lighting, object position, white balancing settings to get different color temperatures, exposures, depth of field and more. When you are done sit down and sort the photos until you choose the one that you like the best. It is common sense that the chances of finding that one great photo are much higher if you tried 500 photos than if you just shot a few.
In conclusion if you have a good camera and the willingness to experiment portrait photo shooting you will quickly achieve the skills needed in order to shoot great portraits and impress your friends with portraits photos that look impressive and professional.
When taking portraits photos try to follow the following guidelines:
Choose the right background: A portrait photo is all about the object’s face. The most important part of the photo is the face. Choosing the right background can make sure the viewer is focused on the face. Pick a neutral background that does not attract attention. For example a soft solid color background is better than a busy street background. Avoid having people or moving objects in the background.
Blur the background: In addition to choosing a neutral background you should further blur it. This will put even more emphasis on the object instead of its surroundings. Blurring the background is best achieved by taking a photo using a shallow depth of field. This can be accomplished by using a zoom lens and shooting from a short distance or with a wide aperture manual setting. If your camera does not allow you to blur the photo by setting a shallow depth of field (for example it is hard to achieve such a depth of field with simple pocket cameras) you can always blur the background later using photo processing software on your computer.
Focus on the eyes: The center of a good portrait should be the object’s eyes. Before taking the photo look at the object eyes and try to figure out what story they tell. Depending on what you would like to capture in the portrait guide the object to look straight to the camera or maybe sideways focusing on some object. Adding a smile is also recommended unless you specifically want a face that does not smile in order to send some message to the viewer.
Use natural lighting: Natural lighting is necessary in order to capture the full color range and warmth of the skin. It is best to take portrait photos outdoors during the day. When shooting outdoors position the object in a way that the sun light hits it from the side. Never take a photo with the sun behind the object – results in shading – or right in front of the object – results in over exposing the face and distorting its natural colors. If some shades appear on the face use a soft fill-in flash to get rid of them. If you have to shoot indoors and use artificial lighting always use indirect light sources such as bounce flash or lights that illuminate the room instead of directly shining on the object.
Take many photos and experiment: I can not over emphasize this. In the digital era the cost of taking another photo is zero. One of the best ways to shoot a great photo is simply by shooting many photos. In fact all professional photographers do that they keep on shooting more and more photos so don’t be shy about it. Experiment with different settings – lighting, object position, white balancing settings to get different color temperatures, exposures, depth of field and more. When you are done sit down and sort the photos until you choose the one that you like the best. It is common sense that the chances of finding that one great photo are much higher if you tried 500 photos than if you just shot a few.
In conclusion if you have a good camera and the willingness to experiment portrait photo shooting you will quickly achieve the skills needed in order to shoot great portraits and impress your friends with portraits photos that look impressive and professional.
How To Use Polarizing Filters?
Polarizing Filters have an important role to play in ensuring your photography improves a great deal. Just check out these facts that will tell you about their role. They help in turning dark blue skies into deep rich blue skies. They are a great asset to ensure reflections are removed from water. They help in enhancing color saturation. Best, they also help in removing reflections from non metallic surfaces. The tricky part is that there is a way to use these polarizing filters. If use properly, your photography will change for good and you will see the difference.
Polarizing filters have a diverse effect on pictures. Since natural polarization is not that even across the sky, it has to be used with some thought. A polarization filter on a lens wider than 24mm will make areas in the sky seem darker. It is also cautioned against the use of these filters with ultra wide lenses. So if you happen to use the Canon Wide Angle Lens, try not to use the filter with it. The picture might not come out well. The same however cannot be said with the Canon Telephoto Lens. Hiring both at a Lens rental and using them with polarization filters might have a different effect on the pictures altogether.
Over doing its usage also becomes a problem. If shoots are done at higher altitudes or even at sea levels, the sky might appear very dark. It is perhaps at its effective best at 90 degrees to the sun. The object you shoot displays maximum polarization at right angles to the sun. That would be a great position to take snaps from. Use a thin polarizer in case you shoot a lot with the Canon Wide Angle Lens. That will not inflict damage. You do not have to do it if the lens is the Canon Telephoto Lens.
Depending on the polarization effect, insert and position the filter. The camera will give you the chance to examine results. Some adjustments should definitely make your case stronger. Never use polarization filters in case of panoramic photographs. Each photo coming out will be unevenly polarized and the skies in each case will seem different. Nobody wants such distortions, especially not in the case where the lenses are leased through Lens Rental.
The ways given above are certain methods of using these filters. If not used in the right way, they will never produce the kind of result you would expect. You use them well and you will see great results pouring in all the time. The hallmark of having these filters in place is the fact that their usage never lets you down. The moment you slip them in, you are assured of great photography. Given the right conditions, you will never default in getting in appropriate pictures. The filters are a great asset to have. Once you have them, you will be set for some sensational photography. Get your camera ready, it is time to get some action!
Polarizing filters have a diverse effect on pictures. Since natural polarization is not that even across the sky, it has to be used with some thought. A polarization filter on a lens wider than 24mm will make areas in the sky seem darker. It is also cautioned against the use of these filters with ultra wide lenses. So if you happen to use the Canon Wide Angle Lens, try not to use the filter with it. The picture might not come out well. The same however cannot be said with the Canon Telephoto Lens. Hiring both at a Lens rental and using them with polarization filters might have a different effect on the pictures altogether.
Over doing its usage also becomes a problem. If shoots are done at higher altitudes or even at sea levels, the sky might appear very dark. It is perhaps at its effective best at 90 degrees to the sun. The object you shoot displays maximum polarization at right angles to the sun. That would be a great position to take snaps from. Use a thin polarizer in case you shoot a lot with the Canon Wide Angle Lens. That will not inflict damage. You do not have to do it if the lens is the Canon Telephoto Lens.
Depending on the polarization effect, insert and position the filter. The camera will give you the chance to examine results. Some adjustments should definitely make your case stronger. Never use polarization filters in case of panoramic photographs. Each photo coming out will be unevenly polarized and the skies in each case will seem different. Nobody wants such distortions, especially not in the case where the lenses are leased through Lens Rental.
The ways given above are certain methods of using these filters. If not used in the right way, they will never produce the kind of result you would expect. You use them well and you will see great results pouring in all the time. The hallmark of having these filters in place is the fact that their usage never lets you down. The moment you slip them in, you are assured of great photography. Given the right conditions, you will never default in getting in appropriate pictures. The filters are a great asset to have. Once you have them, you will be set for some sensational photography. Get your camera ready, it is time to get some action!
Finding a Good, Cheap Digital Camera
Photography has come so far. Where it used to be that a camera was a luxury, now everyone can have a camera to record their memories. Gone are the days of going to a camera store to find a camera. Today you can buy a digital camera right at the checkout counter of most superstores. However, you do get what you pay for when it comes to cameras. So to make sure you are getting the most for you money when purchasing a camera, follow these tips.
Price does matter. Cheap and inexpensive are two different things. You can get a camera that is cheap in terms of money and it is also cheap in terms of construction. Or you can find a quality camera that is inexpensive. It is your choice, but if you want a camera that will continue to provide you with great pictures and quick response for several years you should go with a camera that is inexpensive.
So how do you know if a low cost camera is cheap or quality? Very simple, do your research. A camera is something that you should have a little background on before you make the purchase, especially if you plan to buy it from a department store. Search for consumer reviews on the internet for different models of cameras. Many online shopping sites post customer reviews of the products they sell. Do a search for point and shoot digital cameras on a site such as Amazon and then sort the results by customer review. This will give you a good idea of what real people think about the different models. You can’t beat a real life review for truthfulness.
Features. What do you want out of your camera? If you want a camera that has several different modes such as scene selection, night photography, etc., plan to pay a little extra. You will pay for the extra features so if you don’t plan to use them find a camera that doesn’t give you all the bells and whistles. However, I will tell you that having the extra features is nice. If you read the manual and learn to use them, scene selections can make the difference between an okay photo and a great photo.
Megapixels. Often discount cameras have a low number of megapixels, also known as MP on a camera. If you don’t plan to print your photos as enlargements, you will be able to get by with a lower number of megapixels. However, if you want high quality photos that you can enlarge go with a higher number. No matter what, don’t settle for a camera with less than 7 MP. You will be disappointed in the quality.
A quality camera doesn’t have to cost a fortune, but you will get what you pay for. Research different models before you plan to purchase, or go to a dedicated camera store where the salespeople know about the cameras. Once you have a good camera you can take wonderful pictures!
Price does matter. Cheap and inexpensive are two different things. You can get a camera that is cheap in terms of money and it is also cheap in terms of construction. Or you can find a quality camera that is inexpensive. It is your choice, but if you want a camera that will continue to provide you with great pictures and quick response for several years you should go with a camera that is inexpensive.
So how do you know if a low cost camera is cheap or quality? Very simple, do your research. A camera is something that you should have a little background on before you make the purchase, especially if you plan to buy it from a department store. Search for consumer reviews on the internet for different models of cameras. Many online shopping sites post customer reviews of the products they sell. Do a search for point and shoot digital cameras on a site such as Amazon and then sort the results by customer review. This will give you a good idea of what real people think about the different models. You can’t beat a real life review for truthfulness.
Features. What do you want out of your camera? If you want a camera that has several different modes such as scene selection, night photography, etc., plan to pay a little extra. You will pay for the extra features so if you don’t plan to use them find a camera that doesn’t give you all the bells and whistles. However, I will tell you that having the extra features is nice. If you read the manual and learn to use them, scene selections can make the difference between an okay photo and a great photo.
Megapixels. Often discount cameras have a low number of megapixels, also known as MP on a camera. If you don’t plan to print your photos as enlargements, you will be able to get by with a lower number of megapixels. However, if you want high quality photos that you can enlarge go with a higher number. No matter what, don’t settle for a camera with less than 7 MP. You will be disappointed in the quality.
A quality camera doesn’t have to cost a fortune, but you will get what you pay for. Research different models before you plan to purchase, or go to a dedicated camera store where the salespeople know about the cameras. Once you have a good camera you can take wonderful pictures!
Exposure Value (ev) and Exposure Compensation
Exposure is defined as how much light hits the camera’s sensor. It depends on the camera settings mainly aperture and shutter speed. Exposure value (known as EV) is a number that represents the exposure setting of the camera. We will explain what the number means and how it is used for exposure compensation.
The exposure depends on two things: how much light gets through the lenses to the camera’s sensor and for how long the sensor is exposed. The former is a function of the aperture value while the latter is a function of the shutter speed. Exposure value is a number that represents this potential amount of light that could hit the sensor. It is important to understand that exposure value is a measure of how exposed the sensor is to light and not a measure of how much light actually hits the sensor. The exposure value is independent of how lit the scene is. For example a pair of aperture value and shutter speed represents the same exposure value both if the camera is used during a very bright day or during a dark night.
Each exposure value number represents all the possible shutter and aperture settings that result in the same exposure. Although the exposure value is the same for different combinations of aperture values and shutter speeds the resulting photo can be very different (the aperture controls the depth of field while shutter speed controls how much motion is captured)
EV 0.0 is defined as the exposure when setting the aperture to f-number 1.0 and the shutter speed to 1 second. All other exposure values are relative to that number. Exposure values are on a base two logarithmic scale. This means that every single step of EV – plus or minus 1 – represents the exposure (actual light that hits the sensor) being halved or doubled.
It is not likely that you will find yourself setting absolute exposure values. Most cameras do not support entering exposure values at all. You will however use exposure values when setting exposure compensation. Exposure compensation is a way to set the camera to an exposure that is lower or higher than what was automatically detected. The camera auto exposure setting is not perfect and in some scenes results in over or under exposed photos. In such cases exposure compensation can solve the problem Exposure compensation is also useful when you like to get photos that are a bit over or under exposed.
When setting exposure compensation you select an exposure value that is added to the current exposure setting. Usually exposure compensation values are no more than +/-5 EV. For example a compensation of -2EV will make a photo darker (or less exposed) while a compensation of +2EV will make it brighter (or more exposed). A good example of using exposure compensation is on a bright day. Compensate to lower exposure using a value of -0.5EV or -1EV to get richer colors and more details.
Exposure values can also be used in conjunction with auto bracketing. When using exposure auto bracketing each time you take a photo the camera takes a series of extra photos for you each with a slightly different exposure. You can set the EV step between each photo.
I copied this from amateurphotomag.com :)
The exposure depends on two things: how much light gets through the lenses to the camera’s sensor and for how long the sensor is exposed. The former is a function of the aperture value while the latter is a function of the shutter speed. Exposure value is a number that represents this potential amount of light that could hit the sensor. It is important to understand that exposure value is a measure of how exposed the sensor is to light and not a measure of how much light actually hits the sensor. The exposure value is independent of how lit the scene is. For example a pair of aperture value and shutter speed represents the same exposure value both if the camera is used during a very bright day or during a dark night.
Each exposure value number represents all the possible shutter and aperture settings that result in the same exposure. Although the exposure value is the same for different combinations of aperture values and shutter speeds the resulting photo can be very different (the aperture controls the depth of field while shutter speed controls how much motion is captured)
EV 0.0 is defined as the exposure when setting the aperture to f-number 1.0 and the shutter speed to 1 second. All other exposure values are relative to that number. Exposure values are on a base two logarithmic scale. This means that every single step of EV – plus or minus 1 – represents the exposure (actual light that hits the sensor) being halved or doubled.
It is not likely that you will find yourself setting absolute exposure values. Most cameras do not support entering exposure values at all. You will however use exposure values when setting exposure compensation. Exposure compensation is a way to set the camera to an exposure that is lower or higher than what was automatically detected. The camera auto exposure setting is not perfect and in some scenes results in over or under exposed photos. In such cases exposure compensation can solve the problem Exposure compensation is also useful when you like to get photos that are a bit over or under exposed.
When setting exposure compensation you select an exposure value that is added to the current exposure setting. Usually exposure compensation values are no more than +/-5 EV. For example a compensation of -2EV will make a photo darker (or less exposed) while a compensation of +2EV will make it brighter (or more exposed). A good example of using exposure compensation is on a bright day. Compensate to lower exposure using a value of -0.5EV or -1EV to get richer colors and more details.
Exposure values can also be used in conjunction with auto bracketing. When using exposure auto bracketing each time you take a photo the camera takes a series of extra photos for you each with a slightly different exposure. You can set the EV step between each photo.
I copied this from amateurphotomag.com :)
Monday, January 24, 2011
Best Man
When we were little we dance. We still dance, now crossing a street in a zigzag manner.
Yoma, as we call him. Derived from the group of words used back in high school 'yo! my men!'. You're not Dwayne Johnson, stop raising an eyebrow.
This dude sings and will sing The day you said goodnight or Kung wala ka by the now defunct band Hale, if he's drunk. I can make him cry, we can make him cry (ofcourse only with close friends), he'll show his true colors with you which is blue (I made that up) if he sense that you're not a dude who plays a dude who's not disguised as another dude.
He's into tattoos as you can tell from his photo here. He can make or break you, shake and bake. A very sweet guy with a voice of a champion. He's my best man.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Kiss Kiss Peng Peng!
Hot.....oooooohhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh. Hot Mama!
Hot with a one year old kid. Doesn't look the part? because that photo is old!
But honestly if you look at her now, the photo then and now just looks the same. How she did that? she has a strap-on baby momma tummy when she was pregnant, hand it out to doctors when she was in labor, stood up-walked out the hospital like nothing happened.
She's a nurse and nurses are ninjas.
I love hanging out with her, as to my previous post, I'm blessed with hot friends.
Dee-autiful!
I know, I know, 'Dee-autiful' is not a word, unless you're dumb.
You see, my girl friends are not uglies, maybe they're somewhat crazies but not uglies. I'm not hunting pretty chics, it just that I can't control what fate gives me...giving me tons of beautiful women as friends. You should meet my fiancée.
I've been friends with this girl for ages, and years to come, If we're immortals then it would be eons. I really really like this girl when we we're kids, but she's way out of my league because I'm destined for supermodels (as i ponder in my imaginary world where world peace exists). "I'm a lover not a fighter" -this saying is for cowards. She's the I'm-a-lover-and-a-figther kind of girl which is hot, so hot it can melt Gundam Wing.
She's a former events coordinator and really good at it. She modeled for San Miguel Beer (I saw an event photo, that's now in the world wide web where dirty boys drool). She loves the cars that I want. She loves music, the beach (sometimes she's a bitch and it's good unless you came out of a plasticine machine).
I created a celebrity-look-alikes photo album for friends at my Facebook page and she asked me why she ain't there? "Because you are unique" I answered back.
Zobel Street
I pedal every other day if not everyday and I pass through this street always. When I was in grade school, I'm part of those half-breed's...you know the half-bully-half-good-kid? yeah I'm one of them. And so I met the kid who lives by the house with a big big yard in this street, Zobel. She's okay, quiet and nerdy kid that time, full blooded bullies loved her, good kids envy her brains, teacher's which I call master wizards favor her.
Let me tell you something about her. She used to work at a big TV network, she's a writer, a sweet friend, and a loving daughter. I know a 30 year old who doesn't give shit about his parents, never gives partial amount of his salary, and cheats on his girlfriend. She's the exact opposite. Why I compared her to a dude? I don't know, I just can't think of any my friends who's like that. My girl friends are sweet, real friends, real people.
Her love with her parents and friends can be immortalized with words, If this blog site crash for good, then oops! I'm lying, and it can't be immortalized with broken tech words. I am proud that she is my friend.
Frank
My friend was asked to be a guest tattooist in the US for the whole summer. Fifteen years of tattooing experience came a long way and that's what promotion is, what I meant is, stick to your job, no matter how shitty it is. The future is bright if you don't change companies or career too often.
As what I always say 'sometimes you gotta eat shit and do what you gotta do.'
I'm just being Frank.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Kare-Kare
Hunting for the best Kare-kare isn't easy. I tried Cabalen's and it's good, but it's so creamy makes you wanna puke after.
Two Wheels of Fitness
My dear friend Peng's brother got a new shiny toy, an expensive downhill mountain bike. Expensive for me because mine was just under two thousand pesos. Time to go biking with the group if her brother would allow her sister to use his.
Oh! I need to change my flat tire first.
Oh! I need to change my flat tire first.
Captain Planet
Captain Planet is an American animated environmentalist television program. Yeah, most of us watched that and loved it. On the other hand, left or right, whatever..I know another Captain Planet, yes he's alive, kicking, and having cramps climbing mountains. He can't fly like the real Captain Planet though...but he uses the Isuzu (jeepneys) to travel continents of Philippine traffic.
I met him sometime in 2004..I think. He's a college professor with a goatee. A man with passion for preserving the environment, a mountaineer who loves mountain dew instead of an ocean of gin, animal lover, a man with a soft spot for kids, a man who I can call by his first name when everyone call him 'sir or kuya'. Does he look good? My answer? There are certain things that you should find out for yourself.
He'll catch a grenade for you and throw it to your haters (if you have one) or just throw it to Ping Lacson, a seasoned policeman,a fugitive, and a Philippine Senator.
A REAL friend. Captain Planet a.k.a Edwin Padrilanan.
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